Month: March 2017

When I got out of surgery, on a Monday almost three weeks ago, I had four drains in. The bulbs were all safety-pinned together to the front of my sling so I didn’t sit on them or get them caught on anything, and the bloody-looking, rubbery cables draped between the bulbs and the holes in my body. Their uphill/downhill placement isn’t so important, thank god, because they work via vacuum. After unstoppering and emptying the drain, one squeezes the air out before stoppering it again, leaving a flattish disc, like a red blood cell. The negative pressure keeps the drainage going in the right direction, until the bulb fills up, and the sides pop back out, making it look more like a sated tick. Struggling up from the couch, I would sneak my right arm under my left for support, getting tangled up in red, rubbery bulbs and tubes. It’s like wearing your viscera on the outside.

Outside is a terrible place for viscera.

My first post-op visit was Thursday of the same week. One of the drains was low enough that they took it out right then. One down. Three to go.

The next week there was some interdepartmental jostling about who would get me for the post op visit, since I refused to get through one appointment, then turn around and wait in another office, and have to get in and out of the sling again (a complicated and exhausting prospect). I ended up going to plastics, and orthopedics sent over a member of their team to see how the healing was progressing. Both teams were delighted with the incision. I posed a concern to both teams that my arm was healing hunched forward, in a tendency very much reminiscent of the one that extruded the cadaveric scapula. While that ended up being a good thing for the reconstruction, I didn’t want it to now result in my being a hunchback. Not after all that work. Both teams assured me that it could be fixed later with PT, and that I shouldn’t do anything to stress or tear the muscles in the first six weeks. It was actually going to be *healing* for the next year, so don’t stress out about what it does in the first few weeks.
I also had some concerns about the drain coming from under the armpit. It was leaking a little bit at the insertion point, and there was no way to bandage it. Well it was a slow leak, and we were still getting a volume over 30 ml daily, so I was just going to have to put up with it for now. They would see me again in a week.
They took out one of the other drains instead. Two down, Two to go.
Like a slow, grisly striptease.
I spent the next few days trying to manage the leaking drain. It wasn’t much, volume-wise. Some gauze tucked in the armpit kept it from bloodying my clothes. But the moisture wicked down the tube, wetting my underarm in a way I could not prevent with any number of dry washclothes. By Monday, I had a diaper rash so bad on the under side of my arm and left side of my breast, that there were open sores. And the drain hurt. Carefully rotating the flesh of the arm up revealed that the tube had pushed itself out about an inch, the suture dragging irritated skin tightly behind it. The sutures were actually cutting their way through.
I contemplated the mess while Mark was logging that day’s drainage. It was only 15 ml, well below the 30 the doctor said he would take it out at. There was no pushing it back *in*. That was a guaranteed infection. At the least we needed to cut the sutures, but that still didn’t solve the problem of the rash.
So I said to Mark, “Get the scissors. This drain has to come out right now.”
And my beloved partner, who has patiently drained numerous drains, injected numerous injections, and bandaged numerous bands, said, “Ok.”
After snipping the sutures I gave him the option of pulling the drain or applying the direct pressure. “I ought to pull, don’t you think?” he said. We did it that way, but I’m pretty sure I could have done it. I was highly motivated. He pulled about eight inches of tubing.
Three down. One to go.
I called the office to let them know the next day. They had a lot of questions, but seemed satisfied finally to wait to see it until my already scheduled appointment later in the week. I could call them for antibiotics if there was any sign of infection in the meantime. There wasn’t. The rash started healing almost immediately.
Which brings us to today. My dear neighbor Renee drove me in, not for the first time, because Mark was working and Mom was home for Sarah (it takes a village, right?). They took out all the many, many staples, even fishing the suture remnants out of my armpit for me. AND pulled the last drain. That hole is the only part of me that is bandaged right now, and the surgeon says I can take that off in a couple days and take a bath this Saturday.
A BATH.
That was all pretty great, but I was still concerned with the conformation of the shoulder. It had pulled forward even more extremely, and, yes, I had plenty of time to fix it with PT, but considering how much damage those muscles had inflicted on the previous scapula ( and I’m not entirely sure the pressure from those same muscles didn’t cause the leak and extrusion of the underarm tubing) maybe we shouldn’t underestimate what was going on there.
I don’t want to accidentally extrude my new scapula.
So I got permission to sleep with the sling off, letting the arm rest at my side rather than being held forward, and he prescribed a muscle relaxant which I could take before bed.
I’ve never taken a muscle relaxant. ADVENTURE.
So that’s where we are. There’s a pronounced and glorious dearth of tubes, staples, and adhesives, and going forward is all about healing and straightening and getting stronger.
Oh.
Except for the next round of chemo, but that’s not… Aw. Dammit.
Well.
One thing at a time.
No more surgery! Yay!

The doctor’s office gets really excited when you tell them you were having so much trouble with one of the drains that you took it out yourself. Cross your fingers no infection.

Ooooow. It hurts to move, but it’s bearable because it stops hurting when I stop moving. Having control over the pain makes all the difference. This surgery was definitely different. So many people came to talk to me in pre-op, I felt like a minor celebrity. I guess that happens when you have two surgery teams. I hadn’t spent nearly as much time with the plastic surgeon, so it was nice to get some things clarified. For one, I asked why the orthopedist kept talking about using the pectoral, but the plastic surgeon didn’t. It turns out they don’t like to use that technique on women, because they have to cut straight through the entire breast to get to it. (What! Again, my imagination had betrayed me, since I thought they could just slip in behind the breast to get what they needed.) They would see what they had to work with during surgery, and decide then. Then, just to mess with me, they veered from this highly distressing revelation, to a side comment about how there had been a lot of success grafting free muscle tissues onto this kind of injury to restore motion, if I was interested in multiple successive surgeries. Having had my hopes thoroughly dashed in this regard already, I was really not prepared to process the possibility.
Also, I hate surgery.
So much.
(It turns out if you just start quietly crying to yourself because you really hate surgery, and here you are having surgery, again, your pre-op nurse mistakes it for pain, and quietly authorizes an extra dose of dilaudid, because she figures you’re in pain from your mangled shoulder.
I didn’t correct her.)
The surgery was over in a blink, or 4-6 hours if you’re not drugged.
I woke up to a couple pieces of good news. Remember how my two main sources of pain over the past three months were from muscle cramping and distended skin from the shifted space-holder? The cramping reduced the atrophy in the deltoid so much that, in addition to the latissimus, there was plenty of muscle for wound coverage – no need to go after the pectoral at all. AND, the shifted cadaveric scapula had distended the skin SO MUCH that there was plenty of that too. No skin graft of any kind required. That’s pretty good news for my anticipated recovery time.
I was feeling so much better than I thought I would, that I really pushed for getting home the next day, instead of staying in the hospital longer. That almost didn’t happen, though, because I fell. The first time I got up to use the bathroom, I was standing in front of the bathroom sink and my knees gave out. This terrified my nurse and the PT who had just come by to see if I wanted to try walking. Of course there was plenty of reason to be terrified, what with all the muscles that had been shifted around and sewn together elsewhere, and the not one, but four drains sprouting from my left side.
But get this, it was the perfect fall. I felt my knees give out and immediately dropped to my butt, then rolled back tightly, no arms splayed for balance. I put some pressure on my lower back, but shoulders and head didn’t hit anything. But by the time the nurse burst in, I had unrolled enough to be resting my head and shoulder against the bathroom wall, so when I told her, “Actually, I’m fine,” she heard “I have a concussion and I’m dying.”
I would like to take a moment in the story for this public service message. Everyone should take some aikido. It could save your life someday.
I had some trouble standing up after that, so I was very slow and careful about getting my legs under me just so. An OT came in later to take my blood pressure sitting, standing, and after leg exercises, through which we discovered my blood pressure was plummeting every time I stood. I promised to be very careful about it though, if they would just let me go home. The nurse still made me change my socks from cheerful purple to shame yellow, though – passively announcing to everyone that I had fallen and was not to be trusted.
But really I was fine. They grumbled about maybe getting an x-ray to make sure I hadn’t ripped something, but when it became obvious that my pain levels hadn’t changed at all, and I was, in fact, fine, they let it drop.
So they let me come home yesterday, back to my beloved couch where people let me sleep through the night and don’t keep taking superfluous blood samples.
I feel good. Yes, I’m in a lot of pain. Yes, I have to be supervised when upright. But there’s something so very reassuring about how tightly attached the shoulder is after months of instability, that it also feels good. And watching the drug schedule, tending the drains, taking the daily shots, struggling up and down from the couch… We’ve done it all before. It’s finite.
Phew.